Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I party with great urgency now.
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