Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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