So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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