The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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