Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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