How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Text me some of your sweat
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