i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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