Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
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woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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