my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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