we made out on top of his cat.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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