Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize