Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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