look no pants
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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