Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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