With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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