I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I think i peed on brittanys purse
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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