dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize