thus making me awesome and them whores
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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