fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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