there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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