I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it hurts more in the daytime
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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