FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
