Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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