Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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