i just google imaged poop.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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