I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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