I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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