Don't make out with my wife yet
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My vagina is officially offended.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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