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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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