Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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