She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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