Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

I wanna bring you to show and tell

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Yo quero taco bell

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(860): View more from Connecticut

So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup

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(513): View more from Ohio

you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her

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(678): View more from Georgia

This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.

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(561): View more from Florida

I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date

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(516): View more from New York

I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.

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(949): View more from California

i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?

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