I wanna bring you to show and tell
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?