that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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