do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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