He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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