I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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she smelled like a LAN party
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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