he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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