I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Randomize
