She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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