Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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