Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Randomize