we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
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