Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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