i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize