Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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