Christians are straight up FREAKS
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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