singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just cropdusted the office
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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