i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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