It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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