Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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