Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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