Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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