So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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